fredag den 11. december 2015

It’s the most wonderful time of the year?



Vi er nu halvvejs igennem December og hold da op for en omgang. Hvis der er nogen af jer derude der synes tiden går ALT for hurtigt, er her lidt tips og tricks til at få en december uge til at synes uoverskuelig lang:


  • Start med at sørge for at din hund for diarre. Det er så hyggeligt at vågne op til “gaver” om morgenen og som bonus får man det reneste gulvtæppe inden jul – nogensinde.
  • Planlæg afslutningen på et kæmpe forsøg med dertil hørende vanvittige arbejdstider I starten af julemåneden – det er altid godt at ha noget at se frem til efter Thanksgiving.
  • Det er aldrig sjovt at ha teenagere, der keder sig. Men hvis man sørger for at melde dem til 8’th grade basketball har de træning og kampe hver dag til kl 18/18:30 og kan slet ikke nå at kede sig. Derudover får man trænet sine evner til at bikse aftensmad til de resterende sultne børn sammen på 3 ½ minut, inden man skal op og hente. For at være HELT sikker på at føromtalte teenager ikke keder sig, kan man glæde sig over at der er auditions til skolens musical midt I det hele. Både synge OG danse auditions. Suk.
  • Book lange aftaler hos tandlægen. Udover at en halv eftermiddag I tandlægestolen føles helt utrolig lang giver det også mulighed for at slippe for at bekymre sig om julestress, fordi man kan tænke på regningen I stedet.

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We are halfway through December and what a month so far. If there are any of you out there who thinks time goes WAY too fast, then I will gladly share some tips and tricks to make December seem longer:

  • Start by making sure your dog gets diarrhea. It is pure joy to wake up and find "gifts" in the morning and as a bonus you get the cleanest carpet before Christmas - ever.
  •  Plan to end of a huge experiment with matching insane working hours in the beginning of the December - it is always good to have something to look forward to after Thanksgiving.
  • It's never any good to have teenagers, who are bored. But if you make sure they can join the 8'th grade basketball team with practice and games every day until 6/6: 30, then they have no time to complain about having nothing to do. In addition, you acquire amazing skills to cook dinner in 3 ½ minutes, so the remaining hungry kids can be fed before you go to get her after practice. To be ABSOLUTELY sure that the aforementioned teenager is not bored, you can appreciate the auditions for the school musical in the middle of all this. Singing AND dancing auditions – on separate days. Sigh.
  • Book long appointments at the dentist. Besides the fact that half an afternoon in the dentist's chair feels incredibly long, it also provides an opportunity to not worry about Christmas stress because one can think of the bill instead.

torsdag den 26. november 2015

Busted on a day off

Det er Thanksgiving I dag og med Thanksgiving følger fridage - de første af slagsen efter skolestart, da man ikke har efterårsferie her I Michigan. Det er simpelthen så tiltrængt, så vi har glædet os. Ungerne havde fri fra skole allerede I går (onsdag) og jeg havde også taget en extra fridag, mens Kristian skulle på arbjede (eller dvs, det kan han jo egentlig selv bestemme, men med kun 5 betalte feriedage om året, så bliver de ikke kastet I grams til hvad som helst).


Forventning: Jeg skulle sove længe og stå op og lave lækker morgenmad til mig og ungerne og så skulle vi ellers ud at nyde det gode vejr og måske pynte op til jul.

Realitet: Jeg havde 48 mus, jeg ikke nåede at fedt scanne tirsdag og jeg passer rotter for en kollega, så det var op kl 5:30 om morgenen for at få et lift med Kristian I stedet for at tage bussen (min cykel stod begravet I en bunke sne ude på arbejde). Gaaab. Men jeg kom godt fra start og havde det hele klaret til kl 11:30, og så ville jeg liiiiiiiige sætte mig ned ved kantinen og slappe af 5 minutter inden jeg cyklede hjem (føromtale begravede cykel kunne godt graves ud og sneen er ved at være så smeltet på cykelstierne at det ikke var farligt at bruge dem). Måske kom jeg også til at købe en pose “pop-chips” med sourcream and onion smag, men altså kun måske. Bedst som jeg sidder der skal både dyrepasserne OG de to af mine kolleger, der er på arbejde, købe frokost. Og det gik IKKE ubemærket hen at jeg ikke var kørt hjem endnu, men I stedet sad foran kantinen med føromtalte hypotetiske chips……..


It's Thanksgiving these days and with Thanksgiving follows days off - the first of those after starting school, since there is no fall break here in Michigan. These days are highly anticipated, so it feels really good. The kids were out of school yesterday (Wednesday) and I had also taken this extra day off, while Kristian had to work (or rather it is up to him to take days off, but with only five paid vacation days per year, they are not spent on days like this).


Expectation: I would sleep late, get up and prepare delicious breakfast for me and the kids before we headed outside in the gorgeous weather and maybe pulled the Christmas décor out.


Reality: I had 48 mice, I did not have time to fat mass scan on Tuesday and I look after some rats for a colleague, so I rolled out of bed at 5:30 in the morning to get a ride with Kristian Instead of taking the bus (my bike was buried In a pile of snow at work). Yawn. But it went well, all was done at 11:30, and then I sneaked down to the cafeteria to sit and relax for 5 minutes before biking home (my buried bike could be dug out and the snow on the bike lanes is almost gone making it OK to ride home). Maybe I also happened to buy a bag of "pop-chips" with sour cream and onion flavor, but only maybe. Just as I was sitting there, animal techs from our rooms AND two of my colleagues came down to buy lunch. And it did NOT pass unnoticed that I had not gone home yet, but iwas instead sitting at the cafeteria with a bag of – ehm - hypothetical chips ...... ..



Da jeg kom hjem fik Bailey lov til at lufte sin nye Christmas Sweater – noget han heldigvis tog med ophøjet ro. Vi var ovrei Whole Foods og hente en basse af en øko kalkun, der er vores bidrag til Thankgiving middag I morgen. Vi gik direkte hen og afleverede den hos Fabiana, så hun kunne gøre den klar. Teresa havde kækt sagt at hun nok skulle bære kalkunen hele vejen…….. Og det man lover skal man jo holde! Men hun var dog ikke mere udmattet end at hun orkede at posere foran kameræ


When I got home Bailey went out to flash his new Christmas Sweater - something he was not too freaked out about, luckily. We then went to Whole Foods to pick up a big organic turkey, which is our contribution to Thankgiving dinner tomorrow. We went straight to Fabiana’s to drop it off, so she could prepare if for tomorrow. Teresa had boldly stated that she would carry the turkey all the way there ...... .. And promises are to keep! But she was not so exhausted that she could not strike a pose for the camera.



Udover middagen I aften (som vi glæder os helt vildt til) har vi ikke de store planer. Teresa vil gerne over I Briarwood mall til Black Friday, så det kan godt være vi to står tidligt op og smutter derhen. Vi vil også rigtig gerne ha anskaffet en sofa, der ikke er en låne futon, men vi regner med at købe genbrugs, og der kan godt være lidt langt mellem sofær, der ikke er rædselsfuldt grimme, så måske stopper Kristian drengene I bilen og tager dem på sofa shopping.

Happy Thanksgiving fra os herovre. Vi har MEGET at være taknemmelige for I år :-)
Her er en lille video fra Luca's klasse:

Besides the dinner in the evening (which we are super excited about), we have no big plans. Teresa would like to visit Briarwood mall on Black Friday, so it might be that the two of us get up early and sneak over there. We would also really like to get a couch that is not a futon loaner, but we plan to buy secondhand, and finding a couch that is not hideous takes more than one stop at a second hand store  so maybe Kristian will stuff the boys in the car and take them couch shopping.

Happy Thanksgiving from the five (well 6 if you count in Bailey) of us in Michigan. We have A LOT to be thankful for this year :-)

Here's a video from Luca's class

 


torsdag den 29. oktober 2015

Highlights of the ToysRus catalogue

that will help your kids to truly adapt the healthy aspects of American culture from a young age

lørdag den 24. oktober 2015

Hamster wheeling!




Hvordan går det så med at være 2 fuldtidsarbejdende forældre:

So how is life being two parents working full time:
Hamster spin wheel fail

Kristian er rigtig glad for sit arbejde og vi er rigtig glade for den ugentlige løncheck, men for søren altså hvor er det en omstilling af de større at holde Cirkus Frikke kørende på en måde, der er til at holde ud for alle parter. Kristian er (eller har I hvert fald været) udpræget B menneske, men lige nu skal han helst køre senest 06:45 OG huske en madpakke! Gisp. Jeg er blevet til sådan een, der hænger ud på kontoret/laboratoriet til det er halvsent, fordi jeg først møder ind 9:30, og eftersom jeg egentlig altid har prøvet at arbejde efter devisen : tidligt I gang og tidligt hjem, så føles det også lidt sært.


Kristian really enjoys to be working again and we all enjoy the weekly paycheck, but getting the whole Cirkus Frikke functioning every day is quite an adjustment. Kristian is (or at least used to be) a B person, but right now he has to be out of the door no later than 06:45 AND remember his lunch box! Gasp. I am becoming that type of person, who hangs in the office / laboratory semi late because I don’t get in until 9:30, and since I used to always opt for working by the philosophy of: early in/early out it feels a little strange.


Vi har prøvet at finde et godt tidspunkt at købe ind til hele ugen. I Danmark gjorde vi det fredag aften en time inden lukketid (butikkerne er fyldt op til lørdag morgen, og der er ikke et øje – genialt), men her vil vi gerne ha vores fredag aften til at koble helt af. Og med størrelserne på supermarkederne herovre, tager det pænt meget længere tid fra man går ind til man kommer ud igen, Så lige nu prøver vi at få det gjort torsdag aften. Her er et lille snapshot fra ugens indkøb, der egentlig er vores familie I en nøddeskal. Luca fjumser med nyindkøbt dims (denne gang hot wheels biler), frk 13 årig står med næsen I et sladderblad og vil helst ikke anstrenge sig for meget med noget så kedeligt som at hjælpe til, mens den pligtopfyldende side af Ulrik troligt skubber varerne ned til mig – dog med en lettere ugidelig 16 års attitude:


We have tried to find a good time to shop for the whole week. In Denmark we did it on Friday nights one hour before closing time (the shops are filled up for Saturday morning, and there is no-one there - brilliant), but here we like to have our Friday nights free to wind down completely. And with the size of the grocery stores here, it takes much longer from you enter until you are back out, so right now we are trying to get it done Thursday night. Here is a snapshot of this week's shopping, which is basically our family in a nutshell. Luca fiddles with newly purchased gadgets (this time hot wheels cars), Mrs 13 year old stands with her nose in a tabloid and would rather not try too hard with something as boring as helping with packing, while Ulrik dutifully pushes the goods down towards me – but not without a slight “I couldn’t care less attitude”, as you would expect from a 16 year old:


Men vi har det godt. Weekenderme er knap så actionprægede som de har været, men vi kom da I corn maze I søndags (samme sted som sidste år). Denne gang valgte vi, eller dvs Teresa kommanderede, at det skulle være drengene mod pigerne I mazen. Teresa og jeg vandt stort og nåede at gafle et par karameliserede æbler ned, inden vi så resten af familien igen – og vi snød næsten ikke!

But we are doing well. The weekends are not as action-packed as they have been, but we made it to the corn maze Sunday (same place as last year). This time we chose, or rather Teresa commanded, that it should be boys versus girls in the maze. Teresa and I won big and managed to gulp down a few caramel apples before we saw the rest of the family again - and we only cheated a little bit in the maze…….


Stuens møblement er blevet udvidet med en skænk, der egentlig var ret grim, men den kostede kun 30$ og var helt perfekt I størrelsen. En halv time på amazon.com, en hel dåse limspray, og temmeligt meget tålmodighed og klistrede fingre senere, så den sådan her ud (og ja, vi savner stadigt Californien):

The furnishing of the livingroom has been expanded with a dresser, that was actually quite ugly, but it was only $ 30 and was perfect in size. Half an hour on amazon.com, a whole can of gluespray, and quite some patience and sticky finger later, it looked like this (and yes, we still miss California):


Field Hockey sæsonen er I fuld sving med Teresa  som Goalie, og det var lidt sjovt at se hvor lang tid det egentlig ta’r at få alt udstyret på. Heldigvis havde hun hjælp af fra resten af holdet:

Field Hockey season is in full swing with Teresa as a goalie, and it was hilarious to watch how long it really takes to get geared up. Luckily she had help from the rest of the team:



Vi har været til skole hjem samtale med Luca, der sad og var helt rød I hovedet og næsten ikke turde sige noget – lille pus. Hans lærer er simpelthen så sød og han klarer sig godt, men på vej hjem I bilen begndte han at græde over, at han ikke kan li at komme hjem fra skole og det så kun er Ulrik der er hjemme :-( Torsdag morgen var han rigtig ked af det og havde ondt I hovedet/ondt I maven/ikke sulten/træt osv osv. Jeg kender godt symptomerne på at trænge til en hjemmedag med sin mor, så skolen blev aflyst og han kom med på arbejde. Det var rigtig hyggeligt faktisk. Han fik lynhurtigt sat sit fingeraftryk på mit hjørne af kontoret, og min undergrad var færdig af grin over hvordan han heppede på musene, der fik taget blodprøver. “you can do it mouse”, “good boy”, “you’ll be done soon”. Han syntes også det var vældig spændene at få lov til at fylde en 96 brønds plade med gult vand OG der var hans yndlingsmad til frokost (pommes frites). Nu kan han godt klare nogle flere skoledage :-)

We have been at the parent teacher conference with Luca, who wore a very red face and could hardly speak because he was nervous. His teacher is really sweet though and he's doing well, so there was really no reason for him to be that affected by the situation. But on the way home in the car he started crying because he does not like to come home from school and then it is only Ulrik who is there for the first half hour ;-(  Thursday morning he was not feeling well and complained of headaches / stomachache / no appetite / being tired etc etc. I know the symptoms of needing a day off with ones mom, so school was canceled and he came with me to work – growing significantly hungry on the bus. It really was a good day. He quickly marked his territory in my corner of the office, and my undergrad was very entertained by him cheering on the mice having blood samples drawn. "You can do it mouse", "good boy", "you'll be done soon." He also thought it was very exciting to be allowed to fill a 96 well plate with yellow water AND he had his favorite food for lunch (french fries). Now he is ready for some more school :-)


søndag den 11. oktober 2015

You know you live in Michigan when……



      Du spiser is I oktober fordi det ikke er frostvejr endnu (og I øvrigt tager hunden med, for der ligger jo en hundebutik lige ved siden isbutikken)
-          you go out for icecream in October because it is not freezing at night yet (and you bring your dog to go to the petstore right next to the icecream store)

I like icecream, you like icecream, everybody likes icecream

-         når mange af dine kolleger selv har hund og du pludseligt har 2 hunde derhjemme pga en nødsituation https://youtu.be/3NDsdXmFElA. Men hey – du får lov til at samle 4-6 hundelorte op om dagen I special designede farverige lorte poser
-          a lot of your colleagues have dogs too and you suddenly find yourself taking care of two dogs, because of an emergency https://youtu.be/3NDsdXmFElA. But hey – you got to pick up dog poop 4-6 times a day in nice colorful designer poop bags!

-          Din mand begynder at arbejde for Ford I Dearborn
-          Your husband starts working for Ford in Dearborn



-          Når en tilfældig lørdag bliver til optur fordi du tager til Detroit og køber ind på eastern market
-          A random Saturday turns out to be really awesome because you get to go to the eastern market in Detroit

        



Detroits oldest still functioning elevator



-          “Græskar” kommer I mange hidtil usete versioner
-          “Pumpkins” come in many different versions



-          Når hele familien bliver mere begejstrede for at få øje på Biggby Coffee end Starbucks
-          The entire family gets more excited about spotting Biggby coffee  than Starbucks
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-          Når du går til slagteren for at købe ben til hunden
-          You shop bones for the dog at the butcher

Bailey with evil "don't you even think about stepping closer to this bone" eyes


-          Når din søn udelukkende har camouflage farvet tøj på til foto dag på skolen
-          Your son wears all camouflage for school picture day



-          Og fordi billedet her IKKE er taget ved havet med ved en sø ;-)
-          And because this picture is not from the ocean  but from a lake;-)